5 Jokes For Orion

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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Constellations Anonymous

The Stars' Need for Recognition
Orion and Ursa Major walked into a bar, hoping for some cosmic attention. The bartender said, "Sorry, we only serve galaxies here." Talk about a star-studded disappointment!

Interstellar Relationships with Orion

Misunderstood Romantic Signals
Orion thought he found a soulmate in the galaxy, but it turned out to be a black hole – always pulling him in but never letting him escape!

Aliens in Orion

Trying to Fit in with Humans
Aliens from Orion tried a comedy roast, but they ended up roasting marshmallows instead. Apparently, their idea of a hot joke is a little different.

Orion's Midlife Crisis

Feeling Unappreciated
Orion tried joining a constellation support group. The problem? Every time he spoke, the other constellations just pointed fingers at him. Talk about feeling star-crossed!

Orion's Belt Fashion Show

Accessories Drama
I asked Orion's Belt for fashion advice, and it said, "Always shine bright, but never outshine the Milky Way." Fashion tips from a constellation – who knew?

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