8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For on the toilet

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Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It felt drained.

I asked my cat what it does in the bathroom. It said, 'I'm paw-sitively occupied!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues!

Why did the toilet apply for a job? It wanted to get a little more flushed!

My toilet is a great listener. It's always there when I need to vent!

I asked the toilet if it believes in love at first sight. It said, 'I've seen a lot of crap, but love? Not so much.

Why did the smartphone break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the constant flushing!

I told my toilet a joke, but it didn't laugh. It's so un-bowl-ievable!

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