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Introduction:In a small town named Clumsyville, renowned for its quirky inhabitants, there lived Mr. Henry Bumble, the clumsiest man in the whole of Clumsyville. One day, Mr. Bumble decided to embark on a mission: he aimed to walk from one end of town to the other without slipping on a
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Introduction:In the bustling city of Lightheartedburg, where the laws of physics were more of a suggestion than a rule, lived Professor Levity, an eccentric scientist known for his whimsical experiments. One day, he set out to defy gravity and create a world where people could walk on the ceiling for
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Introduction:In the seaside town of Quirktopia, renowned for its eccentric citizens, there lived Captain Blubberbeard, the most accident-prone pirate on the high seas. One day, he set out on a quest to catch the legendary Haddock of Hilarity, a fish rumored to possess a sense of humor that could rival
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Introduction:In the quaint village of Wittyburg, known for its love of wordplay and clever banter, lived Mr. Punderful, the punniest man around. One day, he decided to organize a pun competition to find the wittiest resident in all of Wittyburg. The competition drew participants from every corner of the village,
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You ever try to adult? It's a whole thing. They say you should approach life "on the whole." Well, as an adult, I have a whole lot of responsibilities, and my idea of "on the whole" is trying to remember where I put my car keys. I spend a whole
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You know, they say you should look at things "on the whole." Well, I tried that, and let me tell you, it's a whole lotta trouble! I mean, who came up with this whole concept of looking at everything as a whole? Did they not realize how complicated life is?
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You ever ask someone for relationship advice? They always say you should consider the relationship "on the whole." Well, I tried that, and let me tell you, it's a whole rollercoaster of emotions. Relationships are like onions; they have layers, and sometimes those layers make you cry. And what's with
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I recently decided to get my life together and try this whole diet thing. You know, eat healthier, live longer, all that jazz. They say you should look at your diet "on the whole." So, I did. I looked at my fridge, and on the whole, it was a sad
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer? On the whole, he was outstanding in his field!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time on the whole.
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On the whole, I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
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On the whole, I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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On the whole, I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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Why did the computer go to therapy? On the whole, it had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
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On the whole, I like to think I'm a pretty laid-back person. But then, I remember I'm a mattress.
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On the whole, I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? On the whole, because they make up everything!
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I told my computer I needed a break, but it gave me a Kit-Kat on the whole.
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I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's a real page-turner on the whole.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers on the whole.
Online Shoppers
Balancing the excitement of delivery day with the guilt of overspending
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Online shopping has turned me into a tracking number stalker. I refresh the page every five minutes, hoping my package is having a more exciting journey than I am.
Gym Goers
The battle between fitness and the love for snacks
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My fitness tracker thinks I'm dead every night. It's like, "Congratulations, you've reached your step goal for today!" Yeah, because I sleepwalk my way to fitness.
Parents
The eternal struggle of getting kids to bed
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My kids have this incredible ability to become expert negotiators at bedtime. It's like a scene from a movie, but instead of hostages, it's me negotiating with a five-year-old for "just five more minutes.
Office Workers
Navigating the office dynamics
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The office coffee machine has two settings: lukewarm and regret. I'm convinced it's the source of all passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Pet Owners
The constant struggle of understanding pet behavior
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Cats are like furry philosophers. They sit there, judging your life choices, and occasionally knock something off a shelf, just to keep you on your toes.
On the Whole
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People use on the whole like it's a verbal safety net. My friend tried to set me up on a blind date, and he said, On the whole, she's a catch. Well, on the hole, she caught a lobster at dinner and named it Larry.
On the Whole
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I heard a motivational speaker say, On the whole, success is about hard work and determination. I tried explaining this to my WiFi router, but on the hole, it still refuses to connect when I need it the most. Success, apparently, has a hole in its signal.
On the Whole
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I was at the doctor's office, and he said, On the whole, your health is pretty good. I was relieved until he added, But on the hole, you might want to cut back on those midnight snacks. Midnight snacks are the whole reason I see a doctor!
On the Whole
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I overheard someone say, On the whole, I prefer dogs over cats. I get that. Dogs are loyal, affectionate, and always happy to see you. Cats, on the other hand, are like, On the whole, I'll acknowledge your existence if I feel like it.
On the Whole
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I told my parents, On the whole, I'm a responsible adult. Then they found out I consider doing laundry as folding my clothes in half and shoving them in a drawer. Apparently, responsibility is lost on the hole.
On the Whole
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I tried using on the whole to make my life sound more put together. Like, On the whole, my life is pretty organized. Then my friend came over, opened my closet, and said, On the whole, your idea of organized chaos is just chaos.
On the Whole
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I was at a family reunion, and Aunt Margaret starts giving this whole speech about family values and unity. She goes, On the whole, we are a strong family. Yeah, Aunt Margaret, on the whole, we're strong, but individually, Uncle Bob can't even open a pickle jar without help.
On the Whole
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You ever notice how people use the phrase on the whole to sound sophisticated? Like, Well, on the whole, I believe in a balanced diet. Yeah, on the whole, I believe in a balanced diet too, but on the hole of a donut is where I find true happiness.
On the Whole
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My girlfriend and I were having a serious talk, and she goes, On the whole, I think our relationship is solid. Yeah, on the whole, it's solid, but when she said that, I accidentally knocked over a plant, and suddenly, our relationship was on the hole.
On the Whole
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You know you're in for a treat when someone begins a sentence with on the whole. My boss called me into his office and said, On the whole, you're doing a great job. I thought I was getting a raise, but on the hole, my paycheck still looked like it was on a diet.
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Let's talk about folding fitted sheets, shall we? On the whole, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. I have a theory that somewhere out there, there's a secret society of people who can fold fitted sheets perfectly, and they guard this knowledge like it's the key to the universe.
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On the whole, why is it that when you're waiting for your food to heat up in the microwave, those last 30 seconds feel longer than waiting for an entire season of your favorite TV show to drop? It's like, come on microwave, I just want my leftover pizza, not a time-travel experience.
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Have you ever noticed that the speed at which you're able to peel a banana is directly proportional to how hungry you are? When you're famished, it's like you've unlocked a hidden talent for banana peeling. But when you're just mildly hungry, suddenly the banana peel becomes an impenetrable fortress.
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Have you ever noticed that the snooze button on an alarm clock is basically a gateway drug to procrastination? It's that sweet, sweet temptation that says, "Five more minutes won't hurt." Next thing you know, you're negotiating with yourself for an hour, and suddenly you're late for work. Thanks, snooze button, for turning me into a negotiator with time.
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You ever notice that when you try to plug in a USB, you have a 50/50 chance of getting it right the first time? It's like a modern-day coin flip. I'm convinced that somewhere, there's a parallel universe where USBs always go in on the first try. But here, it's a dance of trial and error.
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Why is it that we always run out of storage space on our phones right when we're about to capture that epic moment? It's like our phones have this sixth sense and decide, "You know what? Today is the day we run out of space, just as you're about to record your cat doing something adorable.
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Let's talk about finding matching socks after doing laundry. On the whole, it's like a quest for the Holy Grail. You start with a full set, throw them into the laundry machine, and somehow, by the end, you're left with a collection of loners. It's like socks have their own secret society, and they're determined to live a solo life.
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Have you ever noticed that the checkout line at the grocery store always moves at the speed of a sloth in slow motion, especially when you're in a hurry? It's like the universe conspires to make sure that the person in front of you has an entire cart full of items and decides to pay with a check.
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Let's talk about TV remote controls. Why do they have so many buttons? I mean, half the time, I'm not even sure what each button does. It's like they hired a spaceship engineer to design a device for changing channels and adjusting the volume. I just want to watch TV, not launch a rocket.
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