4 Jokes For On The Toilet

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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You know, there's something about the relationship between humans and toilets that's just fascinating. It's like our porcelain throne becomes this sanctuary where we do some of our deepest thinking. But why is it that the minute we sit down on the toilet, every family member suddenly needs our urgent
Let's discuss toilet troubles, shall we? You ever notice how, no matter how many instructions are out there, some people still struggle with the concept of a flush? It's like they're faced with this alien technology they just can't crack. It's not rocket science, folks! Push the lever or press
Toilet etiquette is a whole different ball game, folks. We've got unwritten rules in place that seem to be more sacred than the Ten Commandments. For instance, the unspoken law of silence in public restrooms. It's like we've entered a monastery where speech is forbidden. We exchange nods like we're
Let's talk about the time distortion that happens on the toilet. Seriously, minutes turn into hours, hours turn into days. You sit down for what you think will be a quick scroll through your phone and suddenly it's 2050, flying cars are zooming past your bathroom window, and you're wondering

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