6 New Year 2016 Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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Why did the scarecrow make a resolution in 2016? It wanted to work on its 'brrrr-avery'!
Why was the math book sad on New Year's Eve 2016? Too many problems from the past year!
Why did the clock break up with the calendar on New Year's Eve 2016? It couldn't stand its 'face' all year!
What's a calendar's favorite song on New Year's Eve 2016? Auld Lang Syne-dicated!
What's a procrastinator's favorite part of New Year's Eve 2016? The last minute!
Why did the resolution break up with the goal on New Year's Eve 2016? It felt it was too 'weighty'!

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