7 New Year 2016 Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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I made a resolution to read more books in 2016. So, I put the subtitles on during Netflix binges!
I told my resolution from 2016 that I would lose weight. It laughed so hard, I'm still carrying it into 2023!
I told myself I would exercise more in 2016. I'm still waiting for that gym to open in my fridge!
I tried to come up with a 2016 joke, but the year just wouldn't stand out. It always fell short!
My New Year's resolution was to procrastinate less. I'll start working on it tomorrow!
I resolved to learn patience in 2016. I'm still waiting for it to kick in!
I asked my friend how his resolution for 2016 went. He said he'll tell me next year. Still waiting...

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