5 New Year 2016 Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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Failed Social Media Resolutions

Trying to keep up with social media trends
I tried the whole 'document your life' thing on Instagram in 2016. My life is so uneventful; I had to post pictures of my pet rock. It got three likes. I'm considering an agent.

Financial Wisdom

Attempting to be financially responsible
I thought I'd save money by cooking at home in 2016. But have you seen the price of avocados? I can't afford a house now, but I have a killer guacamole recipe.

Gym-Goers vs. Couch Potatoes

The battle between those who hit the gym and those who hit the couch
I went to the gym once in 2016. The gym instructor asked if I wanted a six-pack. I said, 'Sure, bring me one from the fridge.' My dedication to fitness is impressive, just in a different way.

Technology Woes

Struggling with the latest technology trends
I tried to stay up-to-date with all the latest apps in 2016. Turns out, 'Flappy Bird' is so 2014, and my attempts at playing it were as successful as my attempts at adulting.

Overly Ambitious Resolutions

Setting unrealistic resolutions
I resolved to save money in 2016. But have you seen the sales? I've saved so much money that my wallet is on a diet. It's practically anorexic.

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