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Why did the computer go to the New Year's Eve party in 2016? It wanted to have a byte of the celebration!
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What do you call a snowman party on New Year's Eve 2016? The coolest celebration in town!
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Why did the calendar refuse to play hide and seek on New Year's Eve 2016? It knew its days were numbered!
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What's a snowman's favorite type of music on New Year's Eve 2016? Anything 'cool' and frosty!
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Why did the champagne break up with the wine on New Year's Eve 2016? It found someone bubblier!
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What did one snowflake say to the other on New Year's Eve 2016? 'See you next year!
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In 2016, I decided to embrace the 'new year, new me' philosophy. So, I changed my profile picture. That counts as a major life transformation, right? I mean, I used a different filter!
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I made a list of resolutions in 2016, but it's been so long, I can't even find the notebook. Maybe I should add 'improving organizational skills' to the list next time.
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New Year, new me? More like 'New Year, new excuse to buy a treadmill that will eventually become a fancy clothes hanger.' Ah, the circle of athletic aspirations.
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New Year's resolutions are like my gym membership from 2016 - they both lasted about a week, and then I found myself sitting on the couch, eating pizza, wondering why I'm not getting in shape.
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild New Year's Eve is staying up until 10 PM and celebrating with a cup of warm milk. 2016 was a wild year for my sleep schedule!
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New Year's Eve 2016 was wild! I stayed up until midnight and watched the ball drop... on Netflix. Because who needs a crowded party when you can have a cozy night with your couch and pajamas?
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In 2016, I vowed to be more spontaneous. So, I decided to randomly pick a destination on the map and go on an adventure. I ended up in my neighbor's backyard. Turns out, my map-reading skills need some work.
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I tried to learn a new language in 2016 as part of my resolution. I can now confidently say 'hello' and 'goodbye' in 12 different languages. Unfortunately, that's the extent of my international expertise.
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I asked my friends for their resolutions in 2016, and they said things like 'travel more' and 'eat healthier.' My resolution? Master the art of successfully folding a fitted sheet. It's been six years, and I'm still working on it. Baby steps, right?
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