7 Jokes For Nativity Scene

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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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I thought about being in a nativity scene, but I couldn’t find a role that suited me. Guess I wasn't 'cast' for it!
Why did the angel get a promotion at the nativity scene? She had 'heavenly' management skills!
Why were the shepherds poor at the nativity scene? Because their flock was always 'breaking' out!
What do you call a sheep who dances at the nativity scene? A woolly jumper!
How did Joseph keep baby Jesus quiet at the nativity scene? He told him to 'shh-manger' his cries!
What do you call the sheep who organize the nativity scene? The baa-riginal planners!
Why did the shepherds bring a CD player to the nativity scene? To listen to the 'flock and roll' music!

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