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Why was the nativity scene crowded? Because everyone wanted a stable relationship!
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What do you call the sheep who doesn't like the nativity scene? A woolly skeptic!
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Why did the wise man bring a map to the nativity scene? He wanted to follow the 'starry' directions!
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Why did the angel get in trouble at the nativity scene? She had a 'halo' lot of mischief!
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How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was hungry? He was 'manger'-ing for food!
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Why was the nativity scene cold? Because they left the 'stable' door open!
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Why did the wise man bring frankincense to the nativity scene? In case they needed a 'fragrant' atmosphere!
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Why did the donkey go to the nativity scene? To show off his 'stable' manners!
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What did the innkeeper say to the guests at the nativity scene? 'Sorry, no 'vacancy' here!
Nativity Scene: The Original Christmas Pageant Fail
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The nativity scene is like the OG Christmas pageant, right? Mary and Joseph, the three wise men, the shepherds - it's the first-century version of trying to corral a bunch of kids on stage who don't know their lines.
Three Wise Men or GPS?
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I was thinking about the three wise men bringing gifts. Frankincense, myrrh, and gold - sounds less like a gift list and more like they stopped at the first century's version of a convenience store.
The Three Wise Men: Gift or Regift?
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I wonder if the three wise men ever thought about the practicality of their gifts. I can picture them backstage going, Gold? Myrrh? Frankincense? We should've just brought diapers!
Animal Actors Unite!
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The animals in the nativity scene must have had a great agent. Imagine being a sheep and getting a call like, Hey, you've been cast in a major historical event. It's unpaid, but think of the exposure!
Nativity Scene Blooper Reel
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I'd love to see the nativity scene blooper reel. Mary trying to swaddle baby Jesus while the sheep nibble on the hay, Joseph trying to negotiate with the innkeeper - it's like the first-century version of 'America's Funniest Home Videos.
Shepherds: The Original Night Shift Crew
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The shepherds in the nativity scene had a rough job, right? I bet they had a union meeting and were like, Guys, we need hazard pay for dealing with unexpected angelic visits during the graveyard shift.
Baby in a Barn: The Real Reality Show
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Mary giving birth in a stable - that's the original reality TV moment. I can almost hear the producer saying, Forget the drama on the hills; we've got labor pains and a donkey in the background!
Nativity Scene Nonsense
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You ever notice how the nativity scene is like the original baby photoshoot? I mean, Mary and Joseph didn't have Instagram, but they had a stable connection.
No Room at the Inn or Just a Bad Yelp Rating?
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I bet the innkeeper regretted turning away Mary and Joseph. Can you imagine his Yelp rating dropping because he missed the chance to host the original VIP baby shower?
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