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The Nativity Scene Animal Whisperer
Communicating with the nativity scene animals is proving to be a challenge.
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I overheard the donkey gossiping with the sheep about me. I'm pretty sure they're plotting something. I walked up, and they all pretended to be innocent, like, "Oh, we were just discussing the weather, not planning a rebellion.
The Disgruntled Nativity Scene Actor
Frustrations of being assigned an undesirable role in the nativity scene.
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Playing the donkey is tough. Mary and Joseph are all lovingly gazing at the baby Jesus, and there's me in the corner thinking, "I could use a massage. Do they even have chiropractors in Bethlehem?
The Tech-Savvy Angel
Updating angelic technology for the nativity scene.
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I installed LED lights in my halo for that extra celestial glow. Now, I'm the disco angel. I overheard Mary telling Joseph, "Our baby's first visitors were wise men and a glittery disco angel. Not your typical baby shower.
The Overenthusiastic Nativity Scene Coordinator
Overly detailed and perfectionist approach to setting up the nativity scene.
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My nativity scene is so legit, the shepherds complained about the lack of Wi-Fi in their part of the field. They were like, "How are we supposed to update our social media with no signal? It's a silent night, not a silent Instagram!
The Nativity Scene Critic
Unimpressed by the historical accuracy of the nativity scene.
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Mary and Joseph are supposed to be tired, right? I suggested they add dark circles under their eyes for authenticity. Joseph looked at me like, "Lady, I'm trying to keep it together here. We don't need dark circles, we need a babysitter!
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