7 My Gf Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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My gf told me I'm her everything. I didn't realize she meant I'm also her personal comedian.
My gf said I need to be more mysterious. So, every night I eat snacks in the dark without telling her.
My gf said I'm like a diamond – rare, precious, and sometimes a bit too much pressure.
Why did my gf bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
I told my gf she should embrace her mistakes too. Now she's dating my best friend.
My gf said I'm like a fine wine. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or if she's just comparing me to expensive tastes.
My gf said I'm like a smartphone. Smart, sleek, and occasionally needs a reboot.

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