5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes my gf Jokes

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Going shopping with my girlfriend

She tried on a dress, asked, "What do you think?" I said, "It's nice." She bought it, came out, and said, "I knew you'd hate it." I was set up.

Introducing my girlfriend to my parents

I said, "I plan to excel in the field of decision-making. Especially when it comes to choosing restaurants.

Choosing a movie for date night

I'm pretty sure the algorithm is judging my life choices at this point.

Discovering each other's pet peeves

If punctuality were an Olympic sport, I'd be watching from the couch with a bag of chips.

Deciphering my girlfriend's text messages

I sent back a thumbs up emoji, and now I'm single. Who knew emojis had such power?

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