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I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. As I walked in with the tray, she looked at me and said, "You know I'm not a morning person, right?" Well, there goes my future as a breakfast chef.
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My girlfriend has this incredible ability to find things. She can locate her misplaced keys in under a minute. Meanwhile, I've been searching for my missing socks for a week. I'm starting to think they've eloped.
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My girlfriend told me she loves puzzles. So I bought her a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle. Now, every time I walk into the living room, there's just a table with scattered puzzle pieces. I think I misunderstood the concept of love puzzles.
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My girlfriend asked me if I noticed anything different about her. I said, "New haircut?" She replied, "No, I'm wearing socks today." Clearly, I'm not winning any observational awards.
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My girlfriend is a master at leaving sticky notes on the fridge. I asked her why she doesn't just tell me things directly. She said, "It's more fun this way." I feel like I'm in a real-life scavenger hunt every time I want to know what's for dinner.
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My girlfriend and I decided to cook together. She took care of the chopping, and I handled the stirring. It was going well until she said, "You're stirring it wrong." I didn't realize there was a Ph.D. in stirring.
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My girlfriend insists on watching a romantic movie together every weekend. I realized it's her way of preparing for the inevitable "Why can't you be more like that guy?" conversation on Monday.
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My girlfriend said she wanted a "low-maintenance" relationship. I guess that explains why she owns 20 different types of hair products and has a skincare routine that requires a spreadsheet.
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I asked my girlfriend what her superpower would be if she could have one. She said, "Mind-reading." I thought, "Great, now I can never surprise her with anything ever again.
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