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Why did my gf bring a mirror to the party? She wanted to show everyone the most stunning couple!
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Why did my gf bring a stopwatch to our picnic? She wanted to make every moment count!
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Why did my gf bring a camera to the beach? She wanted to capture the tide and the moments!
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Why did my gf bring a coat to the restaurant? She heard the food was a bit chilly.
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Why did my gf bring a calendar to our romantic dinner? She wanted to date for the record!
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Why did my gf bring a suitcase to our date? She was ready for a baggage-free relationship!
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Why did my gf bring a map to the movie theater? She wanted to find the perfect plot!
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My girlfriend said she wanted a fairy-tale romance. I didn't realize that meant dealing with trolls on social media and battling dragons in the form of her exes.
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My girlfriend says she likes spontaneous gestures, so I surprised her with a dance in the living room. She wasn't impressed until I explained I was trying to kill a spider. Now she calls it the 'Arachno-Tango.'
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My girlfriend is like Wi-Fi - she has full signal when we're at the mall, but as soon as we're at home, suddenly there's no connection.
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My girlfriend and I decided to try a 'relationship cleanse' where we delete all our arguments and start fresh. Turns out, the recycle bin is just another word for 'unresolved issues.'
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Dating my girlfriend is like trying to fold a fitted sheet - it seems straightforward at first, but there's always a corner that just won't cooperate!
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I discovered my girlfriend has a 'five-second rule' for apologies. If I don't say sorry within five seconds, I get a bonus round of silent treatment.
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Dating my girlfriend is a bit like assembling furniture from IKEA. There are confusing instructions, missing pieces, and by the end of it, you're not sure if you did it right, but you're too tired to care.
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Trying to pick a restaurant with my girlfriend is like negotiating a peace treaty. There are treaties less complicated than deciding between Italian or Mexican cuisine.
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My girlfriend asked me to express my feelings more, so now I just shout 'Hungry!' and 'Tired!' at random intervals.
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