8 Jokes For Medical Doctor

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Updated on: May 19 2025

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I told my doctor I'm addicted to Twitter. He said I don't follow him enough!
I asked my doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!
My doctor told me I should watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I told my doctor I'm hearing voices. He told me to turn up the volume on my earphones.
My doctor told me I'm colorblind. I haven't seen him since!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places, but he only gave me one cast. I guess I'll have to visit the other place!
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror!

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