7 Jokes About Meat Eaters

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Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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I told my friend I could make a belt out of watches, but I realized it was a waist of time. That's like telling a vegetarian about my love for steak—it's a missed steak!
Why was the meat lover always calm during the storm? Because they knew they had a beefy umbrella!
Why don't meat eaters play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can smell the bacon from a mile away!
Why don't meat eaters become actors? Because they can't resist chewing the scenery!
Why don't meat eaters need math? Because they always know how to count on a good steak!
How does a meat lover navigate through the city? By following the scent of grilling burgers!
A meat eater went to the zoo and saw a sign that said, 'Beware of meat-eating lions.' They chuckled and said, 'I think I’ll stick to the hot dogs, thanks!

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