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Pregnancy is like a rollercoaster – there are moments of excitement, moments of nausea, and snacks are always a good idea.
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My husband asked if he could feel the baby kick. I told him, 'Sure, just put your hand on the refrigerator – that's where I feel it most.
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I'm so pregnant that even my ice cream has pickles in it. Now that's a craving with a twist!
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Pregnancy has turned me into a human compass. I can't go anywhere without getting directions from my belly.
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Being pregnant is like being a superhero, but instead of a cape, I have a baby bump – my superpower is growing a human!
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I'm not fat; I'm just preparing for the baby's arrival with a little extra cushioning. It's all about baby-proofing my body.
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I told my husband I'm expecting, and he immediately offered to carry the baby weight. I handed him the grocery bags. Close enough, right?
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I told my husband I'm nesting. He thought I meant the baby's room, but I was really just organizing my snack stash.
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My baby is doing gymnastics in there. I'm just hoping they stick to cartwheels and avoid the somersaults – I'm not ready for that level of acrobatics!
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