7 Jokes About Me Being Pregnant

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Updated on: Dec 24 2024

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I've reached the point where tying my shoes requires a strategic plan and a snack break afterward. The struggle is real.
I've mastered the art of picking things up with my toes. Because bending over to pick stuff up? That's so last trimester.
I've decided to start a workout routine during pregnancy – it's called 'prenatal yoga,' also known as 'attempting to tie my shoes.
I've discovered a new talent during pregnancy – I can eat a whole pizza without anyone judging me. It's called multitasking.
I'm not saying I have pregnancy brain, but I just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone while holding it. Baby brain is real!
I asked my baby for parenting advice. They just kicked me, and I took that as a sign to expect the unexpected.
Pregnancy is the only time I get excited about gaining weight. I'm like, 'Look, honey, I'm hitting my goal!'

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