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Maternity fashion deserves an award for creativity. It's a world where "expandable waistbands" and "stretchy everything" become high fashion. I'm pretty sure I've made loungewear look like it's ready for the red carpet.
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People get really curious about cravings during pregnancy. Let me tell you, the sudden urge for pickles and ice cream is like a plot twist in a movie. I went from "normal food" to "weird food combo aficionado" in nine months.
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Everyone talks about the pregnancy glow. What they don't mention is that it's a glow you earn by surviving on a cocktail of hormones that make you either cry at a commercial or laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
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Pregnancy makes you appreciate things you never thought you would. Like, have you ever realized how luxurious a good night's sleep is when you can't find a comfortable position among your fortress of pillows?
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The guessing game people play with your due date is like a strange lottery. Suddenly, everyone's a fortune teller. "I'm sensing... Tuesday at 3 p.m.?" Sorry, folks, no prizes for the closest guess!
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It's funny how the moment you're pregnant, it's open season for strangers to comment on your body. It's like I've become a walking, talking discussion topic. I'm just waiting for someone to rate my kicks and punches like a sports commentator.
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Pregnancy brain is a real thing, folks. I mean, I used to remember everything: anniversaries, passwords, where I put my keys. Now? I'm just impressed if I remember to put shoes on before leaving the house.
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You know, being pregnant is like having a backstage pass to a really bizarre show. Suddenly, everyone you know has an opinion about your belly, and it's like they're all part of this wild fan club called "The Unsolicited Advice Squad.
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I've discovered a new skill during pregnancy: the art of waddling gracefully. You try carrying a watermelon around 24/7 and tell me it doesn't affect your stride!
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