5 Jokes About Marrying You

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
I asked my wife what she wanted for our wedding anniversary. She told me, 'An ocean cruise.' So, I got her a gift card for the ferry!
Why do married people live longer? Because they can't argue with their spouse if they're dead tired!
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade!

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