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Why do married people look so happy? Because they've exchanged everything, including their secrets!
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Why did the groom bring a pen to the wedding? He wanted to 'sign' the deal of a lifetime!
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Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to take her relationship to the next level! 🎉
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Why did the bride refuse to play hide and seek on her wedding day? She wanted to be found immediately!
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Why did the bride and groom go to therapy before the wedding? To make sure they could handle 'marriage material'!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
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Why did the groom bring a calendar to the wedding? He wanted to 'date' his wife for the rest of his life!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a few years, you're looking for a club and a spade just to keep the game interesting.
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You know, when my spouse first suggested the idea of getting married, I thought, Wow, this is it, the ultimate life commitment. I can't even commit to finishing a TV series, but sure, let's sign up for a lifetime subscription!
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My partner said, Marriage is all about compromise. I thought, Sure, I'll compromise. You take out the trash, and I'll compromise by not complaining about your collection of mismatched socks that could rival a modern art installation.
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You ever notice how marriage is a lot like a roller coaster? There are ups, downs, and occasionally, you question your life choices, especially when you're stuck on the never-ending loop of deciding what to have for dinner.
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Getting married is like ordering a pizza. At first, it's exciting, you're full of anticipation. But then, a few years later, you're like, Do we have to have the same topping every single day? Can't we just order a taco once in a while?
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Marrying you is like assembling furniture from IKEA. At first, you're excited about the prospect, but halfway through, you realize you've misplaced a crucial piece, and the instructions might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics.
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My spouse said, I want a fairy tale wedding. I thought, Great, so does that mean we get a magical talking frog and a pumpkin that turns into a carriage? Because right now, all I'm seeing is a talking alarm clock and a car that needs an oil change.
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They say marriage is a partnership. My spouse handles the emotional support, and I handle the WiFi passwords. It's all about dividing and conquering, right?
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Marrying you is like playing hide and seek. You think you've found the perfect hiding spot, but then life tags you with bills, responsibilities, and the occasional sock left on the living room floor.
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