7 Jokes For Magician

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Updated on: May 11 2025

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I asked a magician for relationship advice. He said, 'Just like magic, communication is key. Also, never reveal your secrets.
I hired a magician for my party, but he disappeared without a trace. Now that's what I call a disappearing act!
What did the magician say when he found his rabbit asleep? 'Abraca-dabra-cadabra-nap!
Why did the magician bring a ladder to the show? He wanted to take his performance to the next level!
I asked the magician if he could make my dinner disappear. Now I'm at a fancy restaurant with an empty plate.
I used to be a magician, but I lost interest. Now, I'm just an illusionist with commitment issues.
My friend told me he could make a car disappear. I said, 'That's not magic, it's called parking.

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