5 Jokes For Magician

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 11 2025

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The Skeptical Critic

Highly skeptical and critical of magic tricks.
I told the magician, 'I've seen it all.' He said, 'Not this.' Then proceeded to make his assistant disappear. I said, 'Touché, magician, touché.'

The Overconfident Newbie Magician

Eager to impress but lacking in skills.
I did a levitation trick, and everyone could see the wires. I said, 'That's not wires; it's just the invisible bridge I'm creating!'

The Enthusiastic Audience Member

Desperate to be part of the show but also afraid of being embarrassed.
I wanted to be part of the magic, but when the magician asked for help, I hesitated. He said, 'Come on, you won't disappear.' I replied, 'Neither will my embarrassment if this goes wrong!'

The Disillusioned Assistant

Feeling unappreciated and overworked.
I asked the magician if I could take a day off. He said, 'Sure, you're free to go.' Then he pulled a 'now you see me, now you don't' stunt with my paycheck!

The Clueless Volunteer

Anxious about messing up the magic act.
I was so excited to help a magician, but I'm terrible at keeping secrets. He whispered, 'Don't reveal the trick!' I said, 'Don't worry, I'm not a magician—I can't even keep my phone password a secret!'

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