7 Jokes About Longhorns

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Updated on: Jan 07 2025

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Why did the longhorn go to therapy? It had too many beefs with other cattle!
Why did the longhorn join a band? Because it had the perfect set of horns for the brass section!
What's a longhorn's favorite type of math? Hornometry!
Why did the longhorn start a tech company? It wanted to be on the 'moo'-ving edge of innovation!
How do longhorns apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry if I've been a little 'horny' lately!
What do you call a longhorn that can play the guitar? A moo-sician!
What do you call a longhorn who loves to travel? A globetrotter-narian!

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