7 Jokes About Longhorns

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Updated on: Jan 07 2025

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Why did the longhorn apply for a job in construction? It wanted to be a 'bull'dozer operator!
How do longhorns express their love? They say, 'I'm udderly in love with you!
What's a longhorn's favorite type of movie? Horn-or movies!
Why are longhorns great at solving problems? They always take the bull by the horns!
How did the longhorn keep up with current events? It read the moo-spaper!
Why did the longhorn apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they kneaded a lot of dough!
Why was the longhorn always invited to parties? It knew how to steer up some fun!

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