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I asked the lettuce if it wanted to go to church. It said, 'Sure, but I'm all dressed up in my Sunday best!' Lettuce pray we don't get tossed out!
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What do you call a praying mantis that loves salads? A 'lettuce' preying mantis! Lettuce pray it doesn't eat all the veggies!
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I told the lettuce it was the heart of the salad. It replied, 'Lettuce pray for a healthier meal plan!
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I told my salad a joke, but it didn't laugh. It's hard to impress with a plain salad. Lettuce pray for a more amusing dinner!
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My lettuce and I started a band. We're called 'The Veggie Tunes.' Lettuce pray we make it to the top of the charts!
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I told the lettuce it was cool. It replied, 'Iceberg.' Lettuce pray for cooler jokes next time!
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