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I tried to tell a lettuce joke, but it was too corny. Lettuce pray I don't quit my day job for stand-up comedy!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Lettuce pray it doesn't catch a cold!
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Why did the lettuce refuse to play hide and seek? It said it couldn't romaine hidden for too long. Lettuce pray for a more adventurous game!
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Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? It felt stalked. Lettuce pray it finds a healthier relationship!
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What's a lettuce's favorite type of party? A salad bowl! Lettuce pray it's not too dressing!
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I spilled my salad on the floor. It's now a tossed offering. Lettuce pray for forgiveness from the cleaning crew!
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I offered my lettuce a job. It declined, saying it wanted to 'leaf' the corporate world. Lettuce pray for its success in the freelance life!
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I tried to impress my date by cooking a romantic dinner. I decided on a salad because, you know, it's light and healthy. As we sit down, she looks at the salad and says, Lettuce pray you're a good cook. Let's just say, the prayer wasn't strong enough to save that culinary disaster.
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I went to this fancy restaurant, and they had a salad on the menu that cost more than my monthly rent. I order it, and when the waiter brings it out, he says, Lettuce pray you have enough in your bank account. I swear, that salad had more zeroes in the price than actual ingredients.
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I thought about becoming a vegetarian, but then I realized salads were a big part of that lifestyle. So, I turned to my friend who's a vegetarian for advice. He looks at me and goes, Lettuce pray you never miss bacon. I guess that's the true test of commitment.
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I decided to start a health blog to document my journey to a better lifestyle. I called it Lettuce Pray for Abs. Turns out, the only six-pack I'm getting is from lifting those heavy bags of groceries filled with veggies.
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I tried growing my own vegetables in the backyard. One day, my neighbor sees me tending to my lettuce and goes, Lettuce pray for a good harvest. I thought I was being all healthy and eco-friendly, but now it seems like my veggies have a prayer circle of their own.
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I decided to start a new diet, you know, get fit and all that. So, I go to the grocery store, and I'm standing in front of the lettuce aisle, contemplating my life choices. I pick up a head of lettuce, and a voice in my head goes, Lettuce pray. It turns out, even vegetables are judging my decision to go on a diet.
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I tried to get my pet rabbit to eat healthier, so I started feeding it lettuce. Now, every time I open the fridge, it looks up at me like, Lettuce pray you have carrots in there too. Even my rabbit's a food critic now!
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You know, my doctor told me I need to eat more greens, so I thought, Sure, let's try salads. But the other day, I realized there's a whole spiritual aspect to it. Now, every time I sit down with a bowl of salad, I say, Lettuce pray. I mean, it's the only way to make sure those veggies go down smoothly without any guilt.
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I recently joined a health club, and they have this salad bar that's supposed to be a game-changer. So, I load up my plate with all these veggies, and as I'm about to dig in, my friend leans over and says, Lettuce pray. I didn't know whether to laugh or ask for extra dressing.
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