6 Jokes For Lettuce Pray

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Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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Why did the lettuce go to therapy? It had too many layers and needed to peel back the emotional ones. Lettuce pray for its inner salad!
I accidentally stepped on a lettuce leaf. Now it's a flatbread. Lettuce pray for its leafy resurrection!
I tried to make a salad pun, but it was too 'dressing' for the occasion. Lettuce pray for better comedic timing!
I tried to make a salad with herbs, but they were non-believers. Lettuce pray for a more inclusive salad bowl!
Why did the cucumber join the prayer group with the lettuce? It wanted to be in a pickle together. Lettuce pray for a crunchy spiritual experience!
Why did the carrot go to the prayer meeting? It heard they were raising the 'stalks.' Lettuce pray for a bountiful harvest of laughter!

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