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Why did the smartphone enter into a contract? It wanted to make a deal with its 'cell' mate! 📱
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful negotiator? Because he was outstanding in his field of deals! 🌾
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Why did the gardener become a dealmaker? He knew how to plant the seeds of success in every negotiation! 🌱
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Why did the mathematician become a dealmaker? He knew how to count on a successful negotiation! 1, 2, 3, deal! 🧮
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Why did the comedian become a dealmaker? Because he had the best punchlines in negotiations! 💼
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Why did the bicycle go to the negotiation seminar? It wanted to learn how to handlebars in a deal! 🚴♂️
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Why did the negotiator bring a ladder to the deal? To reach the best agreement on a higher level! 🤝
Let's Make a Deal
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I tried negotiating with my alarm clock this morning. I said, Okay, let's make a deal. You let me snooze for five more minutes, and I promise not to throw you out the window. Surprisingly, it didn't agree to the terms. So, I introduced it to the snooze button's distant cousin - the sleep through the alarm button.
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I tried making a deal with my gym. I said, Let's make a deal: If I come regularly, can I get fit without sweating? They laughed. I laughed. The treadmill laughed. We compromised, and I stayed home with a bag of chips.
Let's Make a Deal
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You know, life is a lot like those game shows where they say, Let's make a deal. Except in my case, it's more like, Let's make a deal: I'll try to adult today if the universe promises not to throw any unexpected plot twists at me. Deal?
Let's Make a Deal
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You ever try making deals with your pets? I said to my cat, Let's make a deal: You stop knocking things off the shelves at 3 AM, and I won't accidentally step on your tail during my midnight snack run. The cat stared at me, unimpressed, as if to say, You drive a hard bargain.
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Relationships are all about compromise, right? I asked my significant other, Let's make a deal: I'll do the dishes if you take out the trash. Little did I know, they were secretly negotiating for me to do both. Looks like I'm in a long-term contract with household chores.
Let's Make a Deal
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I thought I could outsmart my diet by making a deal. I said, Let's make a deal: I'll have a salad for lunch, but in return, you won't tell anyone if I have a donut for dessert. My diet agreed, and now I have a secret affair with pastries.
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I tried making a deal with Monday mornings. I said, Let's make a deal: If you start feeling like a Friday, I promise to stop hitting the snooze button. Monday just laughed and hit me with a double dose of grogginess. Some deals are just too good to be true.
Let's Make a Deal
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Have you ever noticed that making deals with technology is like playing Russian roulette? I told my laptop, Let's make a deal. Don't freeze in the middle of an important presentation, and I won't accidentally spill coffee on your keyboard. Well, guess who ended up needing a coffee bath?
Let's Make a Deal
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Traffic, you know? I tried making a deal with it. I said, Let's make a deal: I won't honk at you if you let me get to work on time. Traffic responded with a symphony of car horns. Apparently, it doesn't negotiate with comedians.
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