7+ Best One Liners Jokes For let's make a deal

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I told my friend I could make a deal with gravity. He said, 'Don't let it weigh you down!' 🌍

I tried to negotiate with my cat, but it just walked away like a deal gone sour. Guess it's not feline like making a pact today! 😼

I tried to make a deal with a mirror, but it reflected back saying, 'You're too good-looking for discounts!' 😎

I asked the coffee shop for a discount, and they said, 'Let's espresso our way into a great deal!' ☕

I tried to make a deal with my refrigerator, but it kept giving me the cold shoulder. Guess it's not a fan of my ice-breaking skills! ❄️

I tried to make a deal with a calendar, but it said the dates were non-negotiable. Guess it's a time-sensitive agreement! 📅

I tried to make a deal with my GPS, but it insisted on taking the detour. Looks like it's navigating its own path to success! 🗺️

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