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Let's make a deal – the phrase that sounds exciting until you're at the car dealership. Suddenly, it's more like, "Let's make a deal, and by 'deal,' I mean I'll try not to cry when I see the final price on that shiny new vehicle.
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Grocery shopping is a negotiation process. "Let's make a deal: I'll buy the kale if you promise not to wilt away in the fridge before I decide to eat you." Kale's always up for a game of chicken, but I'm not.
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We all have that one friend who's a master at deals. They can turn any situation into a negotiation. "Let's make a deal: you pick the restaurant, and I'll pretend I'm not secretly hoping for pizza for the third time this week.
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House hunting is the ultimate "Let's make a deal" game. "I'll overlook the outdated wallpaper if you throw in a walk-in closet and a backyard big enough for a pool. Deal?" Suddenly, you're a real estate mogul.
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You ever notice how making deals in real life is nothing like those game shows? I mean, where's the dramatic music and flashing lights when I negotiate for a better cable package? "Alright, let's make a deal: throw in HBO, and I won't switch to the competition. Cue the suspenseful music!
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Ever try to negotiate with a pet? "Let's make a deal, fluffy: you stop knocking things off the shelf, and I'll upgrade your kibble to the gourmet stuff." Spoiler alert: pets aren't great at keeping their end of the bargain.
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Social media is basically a giant "Let's make a deal" platform. "I'll like your post if you like mine. And if you comment, I'll throw in a couple of heart emojis. Let the virtual bargaining begin!" It's like an online marketplace for validation.
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Negotiating with kids is a unique experience. It's like a constant game of "Let's make a deal." "If you eat your veggies, you get dessert." It's a delicate balance between bribery and survival tactics.
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Relationships are all about deals. You know it's serious when you're sitting down, looking at each other, and saying, "Let's make a deal: you take out the trash, and I'll handle the dishes. Fair trade, right?" It's the modern-day romance.
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