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The Desperate Contestant
Trying to convince the host to trade a vintage toaster for a new car.
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I even tried the guilt trip approach, saying, 'Come on, it's been with me through thick and thin. Well, mostly thin because, you know, it's a toaster, not a sandwich maker.'
The Backstage Assistant
Dealing with the chaos of misplaced props and contestants who think everything is up for negotiation.
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I finally get everything in order, and this person hands me a pet rock. They say, 'I'll trade this for world peace.' I'm like, 'I appreciate the sentiment, but I think we need a bit more than geological diplomacy.'
The Game Show Host
Negotiating with a contestant who wants to trade their cat for a lifetime supply of cheese.
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I tried to reason with them, saying, 'Look, you can't just swap a living being for cheese. It's not a gouda idea, it's not a brie-lliant plan, and it's definitely not feta-stic.'
The Overly Optimistic Contestant
Believing they can negotiate their way to a private island using a collection of rubber ducks.
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I try to sweeten the deal, 'Throw in a few palm trees, and we've got a solid agreement!' The host laughs, 'Sure, let me just conjure up some palm trees for you.'
The Skeptical Audience Member
Wondering if the whole 'deal-making' concept is just a ploy to get rid of unwanted junk.
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I'm starting to suspect the real deal here is therapy, not trading. 'Trade your emotional baggage for a spa day!' That's a deal I might actually consider.
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