7 Krishna Janmashtami Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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Why did the butter try to escape during Janmashtami? It wanted to avoid being 'krish-naughty'!
What's Krishna's favorite music genre? Raas and Roll!
Why did Krishna never fail in exams? He had divine 'Gita'njali notes!
Why did Krishna love butter so much? Because it was his 'wheys' to happiness!
Why was Krishna a great strategist? He knew how to 'Gita' things done!
Why did Krishna never worry about tomorrow? He lived in the 'Makhan-dise'!
Why did Krishna refuse to be a banker? He couldn't deal with too much 'interest'!

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