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The Tech-Savvy Devotee
Merging technology with traditional Janmashtami rituals
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My attempt to set up a playlist of bhajans on a smart speaker during Janmashtami was met with disapproval. Apparently, Lord Krishna prefers his devotional tunes on a cassette player. Who knew?
The Confused Non-Hindu Friend
Trying to fit in and understand the significance of Krishna Janmashtami
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I asked my friend why there were so many sweets during Janmashtami, and they said it's to celebrate Lord Krishna's love for butter. I thought, "Well, in that case, every day is Janmashtami for me!
The Confused Teenager
Navigating the clash between modern teenage rebellion and traditional Janmashtami celebrations
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During Janmashtami, while my parents are busy chanting hymns, I'm in the corner of the temple hall, discreetly trying to order a pizza. Because, let's be real, even Krishna would appreciate a good slice of pizza.
The Overenthusiastic Mom
Trying to organize the perfect Krishna Janmashtami celebration amidst chaos
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The other day, my mom told me she's going to fast on Krishna Janmashtami for the entire day. I thought, "Great, maybe we'll finally have dinner at a reasonable hour." But no, she meant fasting from regular food, not from making a feast fit for the gods.
The Fitness Freak
Balancing the desire to indulge in festive sweets with the fear of ruining the workout routine
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I've started referring to Janmashtami as "Cardio's Worst Nightmare." It's the only day when I contemplate doing a hundred extra burpees just to compensate for the sweets I plan to devour.
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