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How did Krishna's friends describe his dance moves? 'Divine',ly fantastic!
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What did Krishna say when asked about his favorite ride? 'Radhe' scooter!
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What did Krishna say to his mom when caught stealing butter? 'Makhan' excuses!
Breaking the Potluck Dahi Handi
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I attended a Janmashtami potluck, and they had this Dahi Handi – the traditional yogurt pot-breaking game. I took one look at that hanging pot and thought, This is like my attempt at making New Year's resolutions – looks easy from a distance, but a complete mess up close.
Krishna's Butter Diet
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Krishna loved his butter. I get it – it's delicious. But I'm pretty sure if he tried modern diets, he'd have a tough time explaining to Radha why he's on a gluten-free, dairy-free, everything-free diet. Sorry, Radha, it's for my spiritual glow.
Yogurt vs. Chaos
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I tried making yogurt at home for Janmashtami. Let me tell you, my kitchen looked like a battleground. I've never seen so much chaos in my life. I think Krishna would be proud, though. He's probably up there saying, That's the spirit, my friend!
Krishna's Flute on Spotify
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I heard Krishna's flute is the ultimate stress-buster. So, I searched for it on Spotify, and let me tell you, finding the right playlist was like a quest for the holy grail. I ended up with 'Krishna's Greatest Hits,' but I'm pretty sure that flute had a copyright claim.
Divine Pickup Lines
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I tried some Krishna-inspired pickup lines during Janmashtami. Turns out, Are you a flute? Because whenever I see you, I just want to make some sweet music doesn't work as well in the real world. Who knew?
Janmashtami and Bedtime Stories
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Janmashtami is like the ultimate bedtime story – you've got gods, miracles, and a moral lesson. Although, I have to admit, I'd love it more if Krishna could come over and tell my kids a story about finishing their veggies.
Flute vs. Traffic Jam
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I was stuck in traffic the other day, and I thought, Why don't I just pull out a flute and start playing like Krishna to clear the way? Let me tell you, the only thing it cleared was the seat next to me. Apparently, people don't appreciate spiritual traffic solutions.
Cosmic Butter Woes
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Krishna is often depicted with a ball of butter. I can relate. My struggle with opening a new jar of peanut butter is so cosmic that I'm pretty sure Krishna himself would need divine intervention to help me out.
Divine Delivery Service
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I ordered some sweets online for Krishna Janmashtami, and they promised divine delivery. Well, turns out, the only divinity involved was the time it took for the delivery guy to find my apartment. I think he was consulting a celestial GPS.
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