7 Krishna Janmashtami Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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Krishna's advice for easy weight loss: Just do the 'Makhan' diet!

Why did Krishna never get hungry? Because he always had 'Makhan' dates!

Krishna's fitness secret? Doing the 'Gopis' workout!

Krishna's advice for a peaceful life? Just go with the 'flow' like the Yamuna river!

Krishna's tip for dealing with haters? Just 'Makhan' them happy!

Krishna's secret to stress relief? Just 'flute' it away!

Krishna's advice for success? Be as 'flute'-ful as possible!

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