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Why did the dog sit and kneel during the card game? It wanted to play its favorite card, the 'joker'!
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Why did the chair always tell jokes? It wanted everyone to take a seat and kneel over with laughter.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired and needed to kneel for a break!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it couldn't ketchup! It had to kneel down and confess its feelings.
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What did the rug say to the floor? You make me feel so grounded; I think I'll kneel and stay here forever!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine and decided to kneel for a while.
Kneel Deal
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You ever notice how proposing feels like you're striking a deal with the mob? I mean, there's this unwritten contract where you've got to get down on one knee. It's like saying, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse... unless you want to spend your life in solitude.
Kneel and Be Counted
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I proposed in a crowded restaurant, and everyone started counting down. It felt like New Year's Eve, but instead of fireworks, I got an engagement ring. It's the only countdown where the stakes are higher than just a midnight kiss.
Kneel and Error
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Proposing is like doing a software update. You're on your knees, hoping it goes smoothly, but there's always that fear of an unexpected error. Imagine if relationships had a tech support hotline – Have you tried turning commitment off and on again?
Kneel-Flix and Chill
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I suggested to my partner that we should have a romantic movie night. Little did she know, I meant the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. By the time Frodo reached Mordor, I was down on one knee, proposing. She said yes, but only if we never watch those movies again.
Kneel, Not Neil
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I tried proposing with a guitar serenade, thinking I'd be like Neil Armstrong taking a giant leap for mankind. Turns out, she wanted a Neil Diamond song, not a moonwalk. Note to self: Check the playlist before getting down on one knee.
Kneel Training
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I recently started a new fitness program – it's called Kneel Training. You know, because nothing builds character like repeatedly going down on one knee. I'm not in better shape, but I'm fantastic at proposing now.
Kneel the Bern
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I proposed during a political debate. As we were watching politicians argue, I thought, What better time to add another debater into the mix? Now we have our own little democracy at home – two votes, one veto.
Kneel Deal, Part 2
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I told my girlfriend I wanted to renegotiate the terms of our relationship. She thought I meant chores, but no, I meant the proposal. Maybe instead of a ring, we could exchange business cards - Co-CEOs of Love Inc.
Kneel in Wonderland
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Proposing is like falling down a rabbit hole. You kneel, and suddenly you're in a wonderland of wedding planning, seating arrangements, and debates about napkin colors. Lewis Carroll never warned us about this part of the adventure.
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