9+ Best One Liners Jokes For kneel

I tried to be a detective, but I lost the case. Now, I have to kneel before the magnifying glass and apologize for not being sharp enough.

I wanted to be a painter, but I couldn't draw a crowd. So, I had to kneel before the canvas and ask for inspiration.

I tried to be a magician, but all my tricks disappeared. Now, I have to kneel before the hat and apologize for the disappearing act.

I tried to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I had to kneel before my boss and ask for a raise.

I wanted to become a gardener, but I didn't have the roots for it. So, I had to kneel before the plants and apologize for not being grounded enough.

I used to be a tailor, but I couldn't make ends meet. So, I had to kneel before the fabric and ask for a stitch of luck.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Now, I'm planning to kneel before my financial advisor and beg for some interest back.

I wanted to be an electrician, but I couldn't resist the shock. Now, I have to kneel before the circuit and apologize for short-circuiting my career.

I wanted to be a chef, but I couldn't cut it. Now, I have to kneel before the cutting board and apologize for my lack of culinary skills.

9 Jokes For Kneel