6+ Best Witty Jokes kids to tell parents Jokes

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My daughter asked me if she could have a cat. I told her we already have one. She said, 'Where?' I replied, 'On the internet.

My son wanted a bookmark for his birthday. So, I got him a dictionary. He still isn't talking to me.

I asked my son if he could do me a favor. He said, 'Sure, what is it?' I replied, 'Take out the trash.' That was the favor.

I told my kids they could only have one hour on the computer. They asked which hour: 60 minutes or 3 pm to 4 pm?

My daughter said she wanted a pet spider. I said, 'No way, we already have a computer.

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper. She laughed, and I remembered. She's 12; she doesn't know what a newspaper is.

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