bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Kids are like tiny comedians testing out their material. "Knock, knock. Who's there? The kid who forgot to mention the science project due tomorrow.
0
0
You know you're a parent when your child starts a sentence with, "So, um, hypothetically speaking, if someone were to accidentally break a vase in the living room...
0
0
I asked my son why he didn't tell me about the school play earlier. He replied, "Dad, I thought it was just a rehearsal. Surprise acting is the best kind, right?
0
0
Kids are like tiny secret agents trying to deliver crucial information to their parents. They approach you with the stealth of a ninja and whisper, "Mom, Dad, we need to talk. Operation Clean Your Room is a go.
0
0
You haven't experienced true suspense until your child starts a sentence with, "Okay, promise not to be mad, but remember that vase you love so much? Well, it's taking a little break from the shelf.
0
0
Kids have a unique way of turning a simple request into a negotiation. "Can I have a cookie?" quickly becomes a diplomatic discussion on the merits of a balanced diet and the importance of occasional treats.
0
0
I love how kids try to ease you into bad news. It's never a straightforward confession. It's more like, "Hey, Mom, have you ever considered turning the kitchen into an indoor playground? Just a thought...
0
0
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, do you believe in time travel? Because I'm pretty sure yesterday's spilled juice just magically appeared on the carpet again.
0
0
Ever notice how kids become instant philosophers when they have something important to confess? "Dad, life is short, and I accidentally fed the goldfish chocolate. But, in my defense, they seemed curious.
Post a Comment