4 Kids To Tell Parents Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 25 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my kids' excuses!

My son asked me if I was a toilet paper because I'm on a roll. I guess I'm raising a comedian.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I told my kids they could be anything they wanted. Apparently, that's not an acceptable response to 'You're not a dragon!

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