6 Jokes For Keto

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Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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I asked my keto friend if they wanted a snack. They said, 'No thanks, I'm just going to chew on some aspirations and swallow my pride!
How do keto dieters express their excitement? 'I'm on cloud butter – no carbs up here!
I thought about writing a book on keto recipes, but it turned into a thriller – 'The Carb-count Conspiracy'!
I started a keto diet, but it feels like my refrigerator is on a hunger strike.
How do keto dieters greet each other? 'Eggs-hausted but low-carb happy!
I started a keto bakery, but the only thing rising is my sense of accomplishment when I resist the temptation to eat the goods!

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