5 Jokes For Keto

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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Keto Diet Enthusiast

Balancing love for bacon and a desire for a six-pack
Keto life is tough. I tried to make keto-friendly bread. It's so dense; I think it's a portal to another dimension where carbs don't exist.

Carb Lover in a Keto World

Struggling with a pasta-shaped hole in the heart
I tried cauliflower pizza crust on keto. It tasted like betrayal with a hint of regret. I'd rather have a pizza that's bad for my abs but good for my soul.

Socializing on Keto

Explaining why you're eating a burger without the bun
On keto, I've become a master at dismantling sandwiches. It's like playing food Jenga, but instead of making a tower, I'm avoiding carbs like they're the plague.

Cheating on Keto

The guilt of sneaking in a non-keto treat
I call it a keto affair when you're eating a salad for lunch but having a forbidden cookie rendezvous in the pantry. It's like having a diet double life, and my taste buds are the accomplices.

Grocery Shopping on Keto

Navigating the maze of temptation in the supermarket
Keto shopping tip: Don't go to the supermarket hungry. You'll end up buying things you never knew you needed, like a lifetime supply of pork rinds and a family pack of cheese.

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