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I asked the invoice if it wanted to hear a joke. It replied, 'I've already got a line item for that!
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What did the invoice say to the bill? 'You're just a cheap knock-off version of me!
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Why did the scarecrow become an accountant? He was outstanding in his field of invoices!
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I told my cat it couldn't become an accountant. It said, 'I'd be purr-fect at balancing the books!
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Why did the invoice apply for a job as a comedian? It wanted to add some 'billing' humor!
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Invoices are the ultimate procrastination cure. Need motivation? Just imagine those unpaid bills turning into a musical ensemble chanting 'Pay me now!'
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Invoices are like clingy exes – just when you think you're done with them, they come back demanding attention and money!
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Ever noticed how invoices have the power to turn a sunny day into a stormy one? They're like the clouds in your financial forecast!
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Invoices are the Santa Claus of adulthood – they know when you've been spending, they know how much you owe, so be financially good for goodness' sake!
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Invoices have this magical ability to disappear right until the moment you're enjoying your paycheck. It's like a cruel game of financial hide-and-seek!
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Invoices, the only things that make you question your math skills more than trying to split a bill at dinner!
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Have you ever stared at an invoice so long that the numbers start to look like hieroglyphs? Suddenly, you're deciphering the 'ancient texts' of your financial demise!
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Invoices are the unsolicited critiques of your spending habits. They're basically saying, 'Hey, remember that thing you enjoyed? Pay up!'
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If life is a rollercoaster, invoices are those unexpected sharp turns that make you scream 'I DIDN'T BUDGET FOR THIS!'
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