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So, I'm in panic mode, right? The universe's invoice is looming over me like a dark cloud. I start imagining the worst—what if they send collections after me? I'm picturing these intergalactic debt collectors knocking on my door, saying, "We've come to repossess your soul." I mean, how do you
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So, I decided to tackle this universe invoice, right? I figured, "Fine, I'll pay it." But then I realized, how do you pay a bill that's as abstract as the concept of existence itself? Do I just mail them some good vibes and positive energy? Do I Venmo the universe
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You know what I realized? The universe's invoice is like one of those contracts you sign without reading the fine print. You're just going through life, having a good time, and suddenly you're like, "Wait, what do you mean there are terms and conditions?" I went back and reread the
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You know, I got hit with a real shocker the other day. I received an invoice from the universe. Yeah, apparently, life's been keeping tabs on me! I'm thinking, "Wait a minute, I didn't sign up for this subscription service." I mean, I've been living, laughing, making my way through
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