7 Jokes For Invoice

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Updated on: Dec 27 2024

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My friend asked me to explain an invoice. I said, 'It's like a report card for your money, but scarier!
Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? It couldn't handle their multiplying invoices!
Why did the invoice get promoted? It had a great sense of account-ability!
I tried to pay my invoice with a credit card, but it got declined. I guess it had insufficient funds for laughter!
Why did the accountant bring a ladder to work? He heard the job was all about 'rising invoices'!
My friend asked me if I understood invoices. I said, 'Of course, it's just accounting on paper – literally!
I told my boss I needed a raise because my invoices were getting bigger. He said, 'That's not how it works; you're not a mushroom farmer!

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