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Invoices are the closest thing to time travel. You look at them and suddenly find yourself transported back to the moment when you thought, “Ah, this purchase won’t hurt!” Spoiler alert: it hurts.
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Invoices make you appreciate the art of negotiation. You start practicing your negotiation skills in front of the mirror, hoping to charm the customer service rep into giving you a discount or two.
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Invoices should come with a soundtrack, like a mixtape of regretful spending choices. Each track represents a different purchase, from “Late-Night Shopping Spree” to “Unexpected Shipping Fees: The Ballad.”
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Invoices are like letters from your past self, reminding your present self that enthusiasm and the credit card can be a dangerous combo. It’s like, “Hey, remember when you thought you needed those three different types of avocado slicers? Regards, Last Month You.”
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Invoices are like love letters from companies. They begin with “Dear Valued Customer” and end with “Pay up or else!” It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions in a single piece of paper.
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Invoices have this uncanny ability to make you a math genius. Suddenly, you’re calculating discounts, taxes, and percentages faster than a calculator. Who knew adulthood would turn us into amateur mathematicians?
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Invoices should come with a complimentary photo album because, honestly, they’re a documentation of your spending habits. “Chapter 1: The Month of Impulse Buys” would make for a thrilling read.
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Invoices are the only thing that can make you question your memory. You look at the bill and think, “Did I really order that many pizzas in one week?” It’s like a mini detective game trying to reconstruct your own spending spree.
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You know what’s funny? Invoices. They have this magical power to make money disappear faster than a magician in a Vegas show. Poof! And just like that, your paycheck is history.
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