6 Jokes For Ides

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Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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Why was the calendar so good at making decisions? It always knew the right 'dates'!
Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It needed more space for dates!
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It couldn't get over its past dates!
Why do philosophers love the 'ides' of March? It gives them a lot to ponder!
Why did the calendar become an actor? It wanted to have its own 'debut'!
Why did the calendar apply for a job? It wanted to have a 'stable' career!

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