7+ Best One Liners Jokes For ides

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I told my calendar a joke, but it didn't laugh. It takes days to process humor!

I told my calendar I needed more time. It gave me a blank stare!

I asked my friend how he plans his month. He said, 'I just take it day by day and avoid any odd 'ides'!

I tried to make a calendar joke, but it was a dateless effort!

I used to have a fear of calendars, but I took a month off!

I started a calendar support group. It's a monthly meeting!

I'm writing a book on calendars. It's a date with destiny!

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